I’ve been reading a lot about how to cope with empty nest syndrome. I’ve read, and heard from friends in the past, about how the house seems so empty and quiet. People, especially women, speak of listening to the loud ticking of the clocks.
That sounds so depressing.
After hours and months of research I’ve come upon a brilliant plan to help me with empty nest syndrome.
I’m taking the batteries out of the frickin’ clocks.